She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
