Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I'm bleeding and have questions
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