My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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