This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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