i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
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