You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
it's like iHOP with fire
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
The power of my boobs compel you
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
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