She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Randomize
