so that wasnt chicken after all
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
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