how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
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