i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
