I hope mine doesn't look like that
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
high people should be assigned attendants
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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