Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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