The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Enjoy the penises
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
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