I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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