did you get engaged???
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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