you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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