Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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