so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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