So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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