I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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