They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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