that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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