I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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