it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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