one two three fourrrrnication!
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
Randomize
