You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Randomize
