At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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