Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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