She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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