I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
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