I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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