Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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