I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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