And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
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