I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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