They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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