im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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