Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
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