do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Just pee around me
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
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