PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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