she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize