people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Randomize