belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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