pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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