Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
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