i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Randomize
