is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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