So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
They have beer where we have blood.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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