he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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