this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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