She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
they need to just BURY HIM!
I should be sponsored by Trojan
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
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