awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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