the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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