I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Randomize
