We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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