I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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