It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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